KCSE RELEASE: THE FATE OF TWO MUMIAS SCHOOLS AS DATE NEARS.

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In a plot twist straight out of a comedy sketch, St. Peter’s Boys Mumias and St. Mary’s Girls Mumias found themselves on KNEC’s blacklist this year, booted from the KCSE marking squad.

The alleged crime? A cheat-fest so elaborate it got their markers discredited faster than you can say “WhatsApp worshipper.”

St. Peter’s, led by the legendary Mr. Festus Tindi (now dubbed the King of Chat Groups), took their grievances to court, claiming innocence.

Meanwhile, St. Mary’s Girls decided to sit tight and wait for the consequences, probably hoping for a Netflix-worthy redemption arc.
Festus, who’s apparently more devoted to his phone than the classroom, is accused of turning revision sessions into emoji marathons instead of actual teaching. 

Now, he’s being roasted as the "WhatsApp Messiah" who sacrificed teaching ethics on the altar of shortcuts.

Big shoutout to the hardworking teachers in Mumias East who stick to KNEC’s rulebook, ensuring a brighter future for the kids – no shortcuts, no drama, just good old-fashioned hard work. Keep shining, legends!

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